13.12.09

Mentiras que conto para crianças

- Todo peru nasce com apito!

- Nuvem é feita de algodão doce feito com açúcar cristal. Chuva de granizo é quando dá errado!

- Claras em neve são a parte branca da maioria das montanhas. Com o aquecimento global, podem virar suspiro.

- A lua é feita de queijo e foge do sol para não derreter.

- Rabanada é o paraíso para um pão velho e cansado. Já a farinha de rosca é temida por muitos!

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

Olá Auki!!
Adoro seu blog e principalmente as receitas que vc passa.
Bom,como apaixonada por cozinha,gostaria de saber se vc poderia falar um pouco sobre as escolas de gastronomia na França(nao sei se vc ja foi pra lá mas como bom conhecedor desse mundo da gastronomia acho que vc poderia falar alguma coisa a respeito)
Obrigada!
Andressa

14 December 2009 at 17:51  
Anonymous Yoko said...

Adorei as mentiras que você conta pra crianças ^^
Muito divertidas, e o seu blog é muito interessante e instrutivo ^^

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- Hoje teremos farofa de morcego e salada de tomate e lagarta do brejo.
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- hum, adoro.
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- Isso contém aiaina, uma substancia que vai te ajudar a assobiar melhor e ler mente das pessoas.
- Bom....(esfregando as mãozinhas)

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